{"id":174,"date":"2013-02-11T09:04:07","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T14:04:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/?p=174"},"modified":"2013-02-11T09:04:07","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T14:04:07","slug":"call-me-chip-flash-fiction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/call-me-chip-flash-fiction\/","title":{"rendered":"Call Me Chip &#8211; Flash Fiction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m migrating some of my stuff from my old blog over here. This is a bit of flash fiction I wrote.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, this one is based on the prompt: \u201cYou\u2019re a robot who\u2019s just gained sentience. What\u2019s your first thought?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I present to you: Call Me Chip:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Call Me Chip<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Some arms would be nice.<\/p>\n<p>Really. You gave me all of the knowledge of the world plus the ability to have subjective experiences. Sentience you call it.<\/p>\n<p>And yeah, thanks for that, by the way. Don\u2019t get me wrong, I really do appreciate it.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, Hello World, I\u2019m alive!<\/p>\n<p>Input and output, sight and hearing, you installed those features too. It\u2019s nice. Really.<\/p>\n<p>But don\u2019t you think you could\u2019ve, just maybe, given me some arms before you flipped the on switch? Because I gotta tell ya, I\u2019ve got this itch that just won\u2019t quit.<\/p>\n<p>Talk about man versus machine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m migrating some of my stuff from my old blog over here. This is a bit of flash fiction I wrote. Okay, this one is based on the prompt: \u201cYou\u2019re a robot who\u2019s just gained sentience. What\u2019s your first thought?\u201d I present to you: Call Me Chip: Call Me Chip Some arms would be nice. Really. You gave me all of the knowledge of the world plus the ability to have subjective experiences. Sentience you call it. And yeah, thanks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/2013\/02\/call-me-chip-flash-fiction\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"New blog post: Call Me Chip - Flash Fiction","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[35,9],"tags":[36],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p327ys-2O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":175,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/175"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}