{"id":579,"date":"2013-04-01T11:28:19","date_gmt":"2013-04-01T15:28:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/?p=579"},"modified":"2013-04-01T11:28:19","modified_gmt":"2013-04-01T15:28:19","slug":"how-not-to-wake-up-in-the-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.paulliadis.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/how-not-to-wake-up-in-the-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT To Wake Up In The Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>About two weeks ago, I had a really rough time at my ice hockey game. It was 6:30 on a Saturday morning, and I was tired, and we were coming off a two week hiatus due to Penn State Spring Break (we have a lot of students in the league and therefore wouldn&#8217;t have much players while they are gone). Anyway, those are my excuses. It felt like I was wearing two left skates that game. I fell numerous times for no reason, which doesn&#8217;t happen to me anymore. I also took a pretty good check near the front of the net, which resulted in a penalty for the other team. By the end of the night, my back was wrecked.<\/p>\n<p>And it was sore for the next week or so, sore in a way it never has been before. It was pretty rough, to be honest.<\/p>\n<p>Last week, I was sick most of the week and so was my son (4 years old). We did a lot of laying around. That sucked, but it gave my back some time to heal. In fact, I would say by yesterday it was back to normal. And then this morning happened.<\/p>\n<p>So, my son hasn&#8217;t been sleeping well because his nose is all stuffy and he can&#8217;t kick his fever. So every hour or so he&#8217;ll meander over to our room and ask for me. Always me. There&#8217;s no real reason why he wants me, I mean our daughter always asks for he mum. It&#8217;s just what they do. He asks for me, I place him in his bed, and once it seems he&#8217;s asleep, I go back to my room. So, the past few nights I&#8217;ve been waking every hour, just as I&#8217;m about to fall asleep. I might as well have a newborn.<\/p>\n<p>This is how things went last night until around 5:30 AM, at which point I put the kid in the bed with us and then once I knew he was asleep I snuck to his room, hoping for what would in all honesty be a power nap. In the other room, my alarm was set for 6:45 AM so I could wake for work.<\/p>\n<p>That hour of sleep was glorious. I settled into a nice, deep rest. I couldn&#8217;t tell you what I dreamt of, but I do know I was in a deep enough sleep to hit REM.<\/p>\n<p>Then the alarm went off.<\/p>\n<p>What happened next would make a great slapstick comedy scene in a Tim Allen movie. Exhausted, schlubby old Dad, rapidly flips over to switch off the alarm, only to send himself airborne, face-first to the floor. Dad lands on his face\/left hand and tweaks his just-healed sore back. This will be HILARIOUS in the movie version. The real-life version isn&#8217;t as funny, although I appreciated the blog post material.<\/p>\n<p>So yeah, sore and tired today. It could be worse, though. In the Tim Allen version, I&#8217;m sure the poor toolman would&#8217;ve landed on a toy on the floor and injured his wang.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About two weeks ago, I had a really rough time at my ice hockey game. It was 6:30 on a Saturday morning, and I was tired, and we were coming off a two week hiatus due to Penn State Spring Break (we have a lot of students in the league and therefore wouldn&#8217;t have much players while they are gone). Anyway, those are my excuses. It felt like I was wearing two left skates that game. 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